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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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