hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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