i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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