How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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