I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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