so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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