I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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