So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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