We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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