hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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