Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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