Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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