who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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You. Win. At. Life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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