what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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