Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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