Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have aggressive nipples.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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