what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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