somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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