I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
