your parents love me but you hate me
I wish I only lived at night.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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