ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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