Soap is not a condiment
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i've created a new STD.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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