Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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