I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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