I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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