Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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