ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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