what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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