im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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