I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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