He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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