this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
