id be glad to
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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