idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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