you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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