I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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