I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
are you so shy because you have an std?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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