I have demons in me.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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