this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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