would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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