doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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