this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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