She's JV to your varsity
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I supernannyed him into submission
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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