sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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