margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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