I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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