About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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