i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Terrible idea I love it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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