never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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