You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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