i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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