Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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