chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
