Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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