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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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