just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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