ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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